Alice:”I’ll play you for it. Rock, Paper, Scissors.”
Edward:”Why don’t you just tell me who wins?”
Alice:”I do. Excellent.”

From Breaking Dawn

Thanks to Claire for the suggestion!

It sounded as if you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share. - Alice Cullen

How opposed are you to grand theft auto?

Bella: You’re kidnapping me, aren’t you?
Alice: Sorry, He paid me.
Bella: How much?
Alice: The Porsche. It’s exactly like the one I stole in Italy.

“I think she’s having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.” - Alice Cullen

I’ll miss you. No matter how short a time you’re gone.

Alice Cullen, Midnight Sun

This hostage stuff is fun! -Alice Cullen

Alice: You don’t get a lot of suicidal vampires.

Alice: I think it’s a nice idea. You’re only a senior once. Might as
well document the experience.
Bella: How many times have you been a senior?

You will do the right thing. She’s Charlie Swan’s only family. It would kill him, too.

Alice Cullen, Midnight Sun