And So the lion fell in love with the lamb.
What a stupid lamb.
What a sick masochistic lion.
-Edward & Bella

“Fall down again, Bella?”
“No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.”

Emmett and Bella, after she punches Jake
Eclipse, chapter 15, page 342

Thanks to StupidShinyVolvoOwner for the suggestion!

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. –Bella Swan

Edward:”Besides,friends don’t let friends drive drunk.”
Bella:”Drunk?”
Edward:”You’re intoxicated by my very presence.”

Thanks to Brianna for the suggestion!

Do you think that if I ran him over with my truck he would stop feeling guilty about the accident? That he might give up on making amends and call it even?

Our relationship couldn’t continue to balance, as it did, on the point of a knife. We would fall off one edge or the other, depending entirely upon his decision, or his instincts. My decision was made, made before I’d ever consciously chosen, and I was committed to seeing it through. Because there was nothing more terrifying to me, more excruciating, than the thought of turning away from him. It was an impossibility.

“Today is the first and last day of forever.” -Edward to Bella

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Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.

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Bella: We’ll live in Antarctica.

Edward: Penguins. Lovely.