And So the lion fell in love with the lamb.
What a stupid lamb.
What a sick masochistic lion.
-Edward & Bella

“Fall down again, Bella?”
“No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.”

Emmett and Bella, after she punches Jake
Eclipse, chapter 15, page 342

Thanks to StupidShinyVolvoOwner for the suggestion!

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. –Bella Swan

“Ugh.” I winced.
“What is it?” he asked anxiously…
“Needles.” I explained, looking away from the one in my hand…
“Afraid of a needle.” he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking
his head. “Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death,
sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand…” -Bella & Edward

Bella: How strong will I be?
Edward: Stronger than I am.
Bella: Stronger than Emmett?
Edward: Yes. Do me a favor and challenge him to an arm-wrestling match. It would be a good experience for him.

Edward:”Besides,friends don’t let friends drive drunk.”
Bella:”Drunk?”
Edward:”You’re intoxicated by my very presence.”

Thanks to Brianna for the suggestion!

You already know how I feel, of course. I’m here… which, roughly translated, means I would rather die than stay away from you.

I didn’t like it. Not seeing you. It makes me anxious, too.

I’m absolutely ordinary — well, except for bad things like all the near-death experiences and being so clumsy that I’m almost disabled.