Edward: How can someone so tiny be so annoying?

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“Well, I’m sorry I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bella.”
Jacob Black

Suggested by Mallory

You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?

Bella: Jacob, you are absolutely, without a doubt, the most talented
and wonderful person i know. You get ten years for this one.
Jacob: Cool! I’m middle-aged now!

Maybe…if you weren’t a disgusting vampire who was planning to suck out the life of the girl I love…well, no,not even then. - Jacob Black

I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.

Your lips look blue, would you like me to warm those up for you too?
-Jacob Black

Thanks to Katie for the suggestion!

So do you think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives or what?

There’s always a risk for humans to be around the cold ones, even if they’re civilized like this clan was. You never know when they might get too hungry to resist.

I guess I just violated the treaty.