Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.

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Are you referring to the fact that you can’t walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?

I’m not used to feeling so human. Is it always like this?

I can’t imagine why that would be frustrating at all — just because someone refuses to tell you what they’re thinking, even if all the while they’re making cryptic little remarks specifically designed to keep you up at night wondering what they could possibly mean… now, why would that be frustrating?

I’m going to run over Tyler Crowley tomorrow before school?

I think… and if you ever repeat what I’m saying right now I will cheerfully beat you to death, but I think that would hurt Jessica’s feelings.

I didn’t know if there ever was a choice, really. I was already in too deep. Now that I knew — if I knew — I could do nothing about my frightening secret. Because when I thought of him, of his voice, his hypnotic eyes, the magnetic force of his personality, I wanted nothing more than to be with him right now.

I think your friends are angry with me for stealing you.

You already know how I feel, of course. I’m here… which, roughly translated, means I would rather die than stay away from you.

Your number was up the first time I met you.