See also...
  • Attract Accidents
  • Don’t be offended, but you seem to be one of those people who just attract accidents like a magnet. So… try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right?
  • Painful Unnecessary Things
  • I do a good job of blocking painful, unnecessary things from my memory.
  • Three Legged Mongrel
  • But if you ever bring her back damaged again - and I don’t care whose fault it is; I don’t care if she merly trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head - if you return her to me in less that perfect condition that I left
  • Two and a Half
  • Alec: They send you out for one and you come back with two…and a half. Nice work.

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