See also...
  • Selfish Creature
  • I’m essentially a selfish creature. I crave your company too much to do what I should.
  • Buying a Car
  • My primary motivation behind buying a car, despite the scarcity of my funds, was that I refused to be driven around town in a car with red and blue lights on top. Nothing slows down traffic like a cop.
  • Volvo Pretzel
  • I was raised to abide by traffic laws. Besides, if you turn us into a Volvo pretzel around a tree trunk, you can probably just walk away.
  • Heroin(e)
  • You are exactly my brand of heroin. –Edward Cullen

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