Once people start throwing wet stuff, I go inside.

It was a stupid plan, but I didn’t have any better ideas. I hoped that young Jacob was as yet inexperienced around girls, so that he wouldn’t see through my sure-to-be-pitiful attempts at flirting.

Alice: You don’t get a lot of suicidal vampires.

Bella: Jacob, you are absolutely, without a doubt, the most talented
and wonderful person i know. You get ten years for this one.
Jacob: Cool! I’m middle-aged now!

I’m not surprised you heard something you didn’t like. You know what they say about eavesdroppers.

You’re not a magnet for accidents — that’s not a broad enough classification. You are a magnet for trouble. If there is anything dangerous within a ten-mile radius, it will invariably find you.

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Newton’s getting on my nerves.

It’s a good thing he’s happily married. A lot of the nurses at the hospital have a hard time concentrating on their work with him around.

The monster in my head smiled in anticipation.

Edward Cullen, Midnight Sun

The Cullens don’t like anybody… well, they don’t notice anybody enough to like them. But he’s still staring at you.