Once people start throwing wet stuff, I go inside.






(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)


It was a stupid plan, but I didn’t have any better ideas. I hoped that young Jacob was as yet inexperienced around girls, so that he wouldn’t see through my sure-to-be-pitiful attempts at flirting.





(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)


Alice: You don’t get a lot of suicidal vampires.





(79 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)


Bella: Jacob, you are absolutely, without a doubt, the most talented
and wonderful person i know. You get ten years for this one.
Jacob: Cool! I’m middle-aged now!





(40 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)


I’m not surprised you heard something you didn’t like. You know what they say about eavesdroppers.





(40 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)


You’re not a magnet for accidents — that’s not a broad enough classification. You are a magnet for trouble. If there is anything dangerous within a ten-mile radius, it will invariably find you.





(38 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)


Newton’s getting on my nerves.





(32 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)


It’s a good thing he’s happily married. A lot of the nurses at the hospital have a hard time concentrating on their work with him around.





(30 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)


The monster in my head smiled in anticipation.
Edward Cullen, Midnight Sun





(27 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)


The Cullens don’t like anybody… well, they don’t notice anybody enough to like them. But he’s still staring at you.





(27 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)







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