Are you referring to the fact that you can’t walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?

I do want to know what you’re thinking — everything. I just wish… that you wouldn’t be thinking some things.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. –Bella Swan

I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around. — Emmett Cullen

Alice:”I’ll play you for it. Rock, Paper, Scissors.”
Edward:”Why don’t you just tell me who wins?”
Alice:”I do. Excellent.”

From Breaking Dawn

Thanks to Claire for the suggestion!

It’s too easy to be myself with you.

In his rearview mirror, Edward’s eyes were on me. He was unquestionably shaking with laughter, as if he’d heard every word Tyler had said. My foot itched toward the gas pedal… one little bump wouldn’t hurt any of them, just that glossy silver paint job. I revved the engine.

I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I’d smelled in eighty years.
Edward Cullen, Midnight Sun

Don’t laugh — but how can you come out during the daytime?

I may not be a human, but I’m a man -Edward