I’m not surprised you heard something you didn’t like. You know what they say about eavesdroppers.

So you are trying to irritate me to death? Since Tyler’s van didn’t do the job?

I’m absolutely ordinary — well, except for bad things like all the near-death experiences and being so clumsy that I’m almost disabled.

In his rearview mirror, Edward’s eyes were on me. He was unquestionably shaking with laughter, as if he’d heard every word Tyler had said. My foot itched toward the gas pedal… one little bump wouldn’t hurt any of them, just that glossy silver paint job. I revved the engine.

I do want to know what you’re thinking — everything. I just wish… that you wouldn’t be thinking some things.

This hostage stuff is fun! -Alice Cullen

Surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone else, someone I loved. Noble, even. That ought to count for something.

“Well, I’m sorry I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bella.”
Jacob Black

Suggested by Mallory

You’re so small to be so hugely irritating.

-Edward Cullen

Contributed by Sophie

Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.

Angela Weber, Eclipse